Midnight blood sucking creatures from the depths!
Ms Swanky and I were sleeping peacefully. As peacefully as possible when one of us is an incorrigable blanket thief. And then it happened. In the dark of the night the creatures came into the bedroom. Perhaps following me back from a short trip to the bathroom. As we were snor… snoozing, the dark creatures got into our bed and bit into our flesh! They are drinking our blood! Help!
So, I gotta get some Advantage for the dogcats and spray the house with chemicals today.
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[...] The next day after cleaning up the yard — kudos to the conscientious crowd who knew how to decently dispose of their debris — the DogCats were extremely affectionate. Now, if you’re not familiar with the DogCats, they’re a couple of rather large Maine Coon Cats who play fetch, stand up, chase cars, attack strangers who come into yard and Rottweilers being walked by their owners. Just imagine your average German Shepherd with needle-sharp teeth and razor claws, and that’s pretty much their overall demeanor. After a nice session of fetch with the branches in the yard, the younger of the two decided to take a rest from which little could stir him. Swanky threw a branch on him. The younger younger DogCat flinched, bit it a couple of times, and laid back down. This, of course, prompted Swanky, Ms. Swanky and I to start throwing more on him. [...]
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