{"id":188,"date":"2006-11-06T20:26:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-07T01:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/11\/06\/better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969\/"},"modified":"2018-02-21T06:15:21","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T13:15:21","slug":"better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/11\/06\/better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969\/","title":{"rendered":"Better Homes and Gardens Entertainment Guide 1969"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This classic was recently reprinted. <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2EJRN0k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Get it HERE.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Living pillow room\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining5.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image328\" class=\"image aligncenter\" title=\"ghg-entertaining5.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining5.jpg?w=495\" alt=\"ghg-entertaining5.jpg\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A recent find by Ms. Swanky. Well, let&#8217;s say this is your living room. You decided to carpet the place with a thick thirsty yellow towel, and you need to plan a party. And the monster that inhabits the yellow pillow on the couch isn&#8217;t helping.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"color!\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image325\" class=\"image aligncenter\" title=\"ghg-entertaining3.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining3.jpg?w=495\" alt=\"ghg-entertaining3.jpg\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah, here you are in your humble abode.<\/p>\n<p>You know how to serve up a traditional meal.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"nicey\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image322\" class=\"image aligncenter\" title=\"ghg-entertaining1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining1.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"ghg-entertaining1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Complete with shotglass full of smokes.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image323\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"ghg-entertaining1b.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining1b.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"ghg-entertaining1b.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/11\/06\/better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969\/ghg-entertaining2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1510\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1510\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/11\/06\/better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969\/ghg-entertaining2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?fit=679%2C750&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"679,750\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ghg-entertaining2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?fit=679%2C750&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1510\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?resize=453%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?resize=453%2C500&amp;ssl=1 453w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/a>And you have a great new room to show off. So the very best thing you can do is invite Victor Bergeron over and throw a luau&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"left\" \/><a title=\"Vic\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining4.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image326\" class=\"image aligncenter\" title=\"ghg-entertaining4.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining4.jpg?w=495\" alt=\"ghg-entertaining4.jpg\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s ol&#8217; Trader Vic.<\/p>\n<p>Note on the Polynesian party: &#8220;&#8230;the exotic decorations are easily obtained and emulated&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This classic was recently reprinted. Get it HERE. A recent find by Ms. Swanky. Well, let&#8217;s say this is your living room. You decided to carpet the place with a <span class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/11\/06\/better-homes-and-gardens-entertainment-guide-1969\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11,539,540],"tags":[456,490,130,253,10,338],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-polynesian-pop","category-retro-goodies","category-retro-preservation","tag-456","tag-better-homes-and-gardens","tag-entertaining","tag-mod","tag-tiki","tag-retro"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/ghg-entertaining2-1.jpg?fit=679%2C750&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p731sH-32","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":212,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/01\/20\/mai-kai-november-1969-ford-times\/","url_meta":{"origin":188,"position":0},"title":"Mai Kai &#8211; November 1969 &#8211; Ford Times","author":"Swanky","date":"January 20, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"\"An authentic Polynesian setting houses seven different dining areas surrounded by magnificent gardens, Orchids and exotic foods are flown in daily from the South Pacific. 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