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Okay, so, maybe we’re off topic, whatever that might be, but this just has to be shared<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, so, maybe we’re off topic, whatever that might be, but this just has to be shared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[537],"tags":[507,156,186],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-existential-fodder","tag-cats","tag-funny","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p731sH-33","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":184,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/10\/27\/dog-has-toad-addiction\/","url_meta":{"origin":189,"position":0},"title":"Dog has Toad Addiction","author":"Swanky","date":"October 27, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"When I heard the \"stay tuned\" announcement for this on NPR, I thought they said the dog was addicted to \"toe sucking.\" That sounded very odd. 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