{"id":232,"date":"2007-04-07T16:05:30","date_gmt":"2007-04-07T20:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/04\/07\/cruel-mother-nature\/"},"modified":"2007-04-07T16:05:30","modified_gmt":"2007-04-07T20:05:30","slug":"cruel-mother-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/04\/07\/cruel-mother-nature\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruel Mother Nature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spring came early this year. A year ago on April 1st we were in the mountains at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/coontiki.hukilau.org\" title=\"Coon Tiki\">Coon Tiki <\/a>and nothing was in bloom and it was a little cool.\u00c2\u00a0This April 1st, everything was in bloom and it was in the 80s and 90s.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/04\/img_1897.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"img_1897.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was hot for weeks. Everything started blooming from the Azaleas to the Dogwoods.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/04\/img_1900.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"img_1900.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/04\/img_1905.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"img_1905.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tulips bloomed beside Iris and that<em> never<\/em> happens.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/04\/img_1903.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"img_1903.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wisteria, everything was blooming. It was just Spring flowers like crazy!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/04\/img_1901.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"img_1901.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And then it snowed last night and hit about 30. Will be in the upper 20&#8217;s the next few nights and every bloom on every tree and bush will be dead. Thanks Mother Nature!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring came early this year. A year ago on April 1st we were in the mountains at Coon Tiki and nothing was in bloom and it was a little cool.\u00c2\u00a0This <span class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/04\/07\/cruel-mother-nature\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[537],"tags":[114,150,159,367],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-existential-fodder","tag-dogwoods","tag-flowers","tag-gardening","tag-spring"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p731sH-3K","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":104,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2006\/06\/23\/making-real-flower-leis-for-your-luau-outside-of-hawaii-and-california\/","url_meta":{"origin":232,"position":0},"title":"Making real flower leis for your luau outside of Hawaii and California","author":"Swanky","date":"June 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I sometimes hesitate to give out my \"secrets.\" I am working on a luau\u00c2\u00a0in our newly planted tropical garden and coming up with \"extra special touches\" to make it memorable.\u00c2\u00a0In an effort to make every luau better, I will share one of my ideas. 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If you live\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Existential Fodder&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Existential Fodder","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/existential-fodder\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1263,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2017\/04\/19\/hukilau-mai-kai-history-presentation\/","url_meta":{"origin":232,"position":2},"title":"Hukilau Mai-Kai History Presentation","author":"Swanky","date":"April 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"June 9th, in support of my recently released book on the history of the greatest Tiki bar on earth, the Mai-Kai, I will once again be giving a presentation at the largest Tiki event outside of California, The Hukilau. This year I am holding a sort of Mai-Kai reunion and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Events&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Events","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/events\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/huki-logo.jpg?fit=851%2C315&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/huki-logo.jpg?fit=851%2C315&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/huki-logo.jpg?fit=851%2C315&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/huki-logo.jpg?fit=851%2C315&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":225,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/03\/15\/summer-travel-in-the-land-of-tiki\/","url_meta":{"origin":232,"position":3},"title":"Summer Travel in the Land of Tiki","author":"Swanky","date":"March 15, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Spring is in the air here at the Swank Pad. 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I am guessing the buyer thought it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Tiki\" Collecting&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Tiki\" Collecting","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/polynesian-pop\/tiki-collecting\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1932,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2022\/04\/30\/the-chest-of-john-talbot-clifton\/","url_meta":{"origin":232,"position":5},"title":"The Chest of John Talbot Clifton","author":"Swanky","date":"April 30, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"An oft overlooked piece in our home Tiki bar is this flat top chest. In the dark bar, you might not even know it is there. It belonged to Col. John Talbot Clifton (1819-1882) of Lytham Hall, Lytham, Lancashire. Note the red wax which had been a seal at some\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Tiki\" Collecting&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Tiki\" Collecting","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/polynesian-pop\/tiki-collecting\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/278966683_10159018650504601_7235119482585461871_n.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/278966683_10159018650504601_7235119482585461871_n.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/278966683_10159018650504601_7235119482585461871_n.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/278966683_10159018650504601_7235119482585461871_n.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/278966683_10159018650504601_7235119482585461871_n.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}