{"id":253,"date":"2007-05-16T11:42:42","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T15:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/05\/16\/are-we-there-yet\/"},"modified":"2007-05-16T11:42:42","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T15:42:42","slug":"are-we-there-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/05\/16\/are-we-there-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Are We There Yet?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Basement Kahuna arrives here today and we depart for Tiki Eyeball in the morning.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/01\/tikiad.jpg?w=500\" alt=\"Eyeball\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am in my office today, listening to my Exotica\u00c2\u00a0and islands music playlist and I am excited. It&#8217;s like when I was a kid and we were going to Disneyworld in the morning. I hear the music and I&#8217;m there, at the Aku Tiki Room, Navy Grog in hand. Dim lights, fish floats, Orchids of Hawaii and Witco decor&#8230; I just can&#8217;t wait! Giddy. Even though its a 9 hour drive for me. I am excited to get to go to that magic place again.<\/p>\n<p>My attitude is a little different these days. I go there as a fan, but also as a researcher and a documenter too. I take my photography equipment to get the best pictures possible and plan to talk to anyone I can about the history and write it down. I want to share it as well as experience it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting some new people. I am really looking forward to the rare treat of having someone else mix my tropical concoction, and it be really good. I&#8217;ll savor it.<\/p>\n<p>This is the lot of most of us tikiphiles. The only tiki bar near us is our own. We get to visit the real deal just a few times a year, if at all. I ache for it.<\/p>\n<p>I may not be able to sleep tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basement Kahuna arrives here today and we depart for Tiki Eyeball in the morning. 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