{"id":274,"date":"2007-07-09T10:13:53","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T14:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/07\/09\/wherefore-art-thou-time\/"},"modified":"2007-07-09T10:13:53","modified_gmt":"2007-07-09T14:13:53","slug":"wherefore-art-thou-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/07\/09\/wherefore-art-thou-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Wherefore art thou time?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I really hate when bloggers post about not blogging, so, I thought I’d post about why I’m not blogging!<\/p>\n

It’s crunch time. I am struggling under a pile of some 2,000 images that I have taken and must process to create the tiki calendar<\/a>. All my free time is now being consumed by cropping, adjusting, and categorizing images. I need to get everything organized so that we can begin the process of actually making the calendar images and the website, etc.<\/p>\n

And I just got in a shipment of large puffer fish <\/a>and each one of these that gets ordered takes about 2 hours to prepare.<\/p>\n

And so, right now I don’t have those lazy weekends in which I scan stuff and share it. Well, actually, I am going to be sharing my work in a few months in the form of the calendar. So, just wait!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I really hate when bloggers post about not blogging, so, I thought I’d post about why I’m not blogging! It’s crunch time. 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