{"id":279,"date":"2007-07-21T17:30:50","date_gmt":"2007-07-21T21:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/07\/21\/pleasure-guide\/"},"modified":"2007-07-21T17:30:50","modified_gmt":"2007-07-21T21:30:50","slug":"pleasure-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/07\/21\/pleasure-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"Pleasure Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With a title like that, it could be anything, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasure1.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"cover\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasure2.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"Girls?\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And if you have dirty thoughts, this could lead to many places&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasure6.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"car\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d love to cruise around Nassau in that car, and with one of these gals in hats and heels&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurecypress1.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"Cypress Gardens\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d visit Cypress Gardens, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what is going on in this picture&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau1.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Do a bit of shopping in Nassau. Great bag.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau2.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Maybe watch a local show with hot, sweaty, shirtless black men&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau3.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nearly lose my wig when my husband spears a big fish and points it at me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau4.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau4.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Listen as Jerome sings another tune. Shake me another Bacardi Cocktail!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau5.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau5.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dancing of course&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau8.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau8.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Flamingos viewed under parasol&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurenassau7.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurenassau7.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Get a hat that looks like a palapa umbrella&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/\/uploads\/2007\/07\/pleasurepalmb1.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"pleasurepalmb1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or just enjoy the Palm beaches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With a title like that, it could be anything, but&#8230; And if you have dirty thoughts, this could lead to many places&#8230; I&#8217;d love to cruise around Nassau in that <span class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/07\/21\/pleasure-guide\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,539],"tags":[487,148,152,274,338,423,427],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","category-retro-goodies","tag-beaches","tag-florida","tag-fort-lauderdale","tag-nassau","tag-retro","tag-vacation","tag-vintage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p731sH-4v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":357,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2008\/05\/03\/vintage-hawaii-slides\/","url_meta":{"origin":279,"position":0},"title":"Vintage Hawaii Slides","author":"Swanky","date":"May 3, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Thought I'd share some of my vintage slides. 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The 1966 issue of Nylon Jungle. I have been looking for this for years. Nice tiki, nice, um, gal. This carving must be in the photographer's home. This is all we get to see. A random prop. If this was a recent picture, I'd be included to say\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Tiki\" Collecting&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Tiki\" Collecting","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/polynesian-pop\/tiki-collecting\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/cover.jpg?fit=850%2C1098&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/cover.jpg?fit=850%2C1098&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/cover.jpg?fit=850%2C1098&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/cover.jpg?fit=850%2C1098&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":284,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/10\/13\/knoxville-postcard-show-next-weekend\/","url_meta":{"origin":279,"position":2},"title":"Knoxville Postcard Show next Weekend","author":"Swanky","date":"October 13, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I picked up this new card of the Sharp's Motel at the Clinton Antiques Fair today. For the complete story on this Motel, click here.\u00c2\u00a0A big postcard dealer. She will be at the postcard show with her complete collection. It was great to see a stack of just Knoxville cards.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Ephemera&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Ephemera","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/ephemera\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":221,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2007\/03\/01\/vintage-barware\/","url_meta":{"origin":279,"position":3},"title":"Vintage Barware","author":"Swanky","date":"March 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"My definition of \"collecting\" has changed over the years. I have been humbled by the vast and cumpulsive collections by people I have met or seen online. I do have a few \"collections,\" but, nothing that is going to blow anyone away. I suppose I collect vintage lamps, radios, and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Cocktail Capers&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Cocktail Capers","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/category\/cocktail-capers\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":362,"url":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2008\/05\/15\/mai-kai-gals-argosy-magazine-1964\/","url_meta":{"origin":279,"position":4},"title":"Mai Kai Gals &#8211; Argosy Magazine 1964","author":"Swanky","date":"May 15, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"The one great thing I credit myself with in the whole Hukilau event, is being able to promote and in some ways really help make the Mai Kai more well known and popular. We all love the place, but I love the people that run it. 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