{"id":380,"date":"2008-08-31T19:32:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T23:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/?p=959"},"modified":"2008-08-31T19:32:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T23:32:41","slug":"caught-white-handed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2008\/08\/31\/caught-white-handed\/","title":{"rendered":"Caught White Handed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I used up the last of a 5 gallon bucket of joint compound and set it out by the garbage cans. Today, I went to throw something away and found the evidence. We knew there were racoons in the neighbor hood&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/uploads\/2008\/08\/yard-and-bar-rebuild-072.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"960\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2013\/09\/14\/mai-kai-black-velvet-resue\/mireille\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Mireille.jpg?fit=1036%2C1326&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1036,1326\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Mireille\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Mireille.jpg?fit=800%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-960\" title=\"yard-and-bar-rebuild-072\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/uploads\/2008\/08\/yard-and-bar-rebuild-072-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/uploads\/2008\/08\/yard-and-bar-rebuild-073.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"961\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/2013\/09\/14\/mai-kai-black-velvet-resue\/surf-roomt_1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/surf-roomt_1.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"surf roomt_1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;1957 image with painting that still hangs in the Mai-Kai&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/surf-roomt_1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-961\" title=\"yard-and-bar-rebuild-073\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.swankpad.org\/blather\/uploads\/2008\/08\/yard-and-bar-rebuild-073-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The little bugger was trying to pry open the trash cans using the bucket to reach!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I used up the last of a 5 gallon bucket of joint compound and set it out by the garbage cans. 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