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The chap hanging out the window is Li Wei and its all in the name of art. Chinese artist Li Wei from Beijing started off his performance series ‘Mirroring’ and later on took off attention with his ‘Falls’ series which shows the artist with his head and chest embedded into the ground. His work is a mixture of performance art and photography that creates illusions of a sometimes dangerous reality. Li Wei states that these images are not computer montages and works with the help of props such as mirror, metal wires, scaffolding and acrobatics.

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Posted: 11 Dec 2008 | 11:42pm US/Eastern    Source: http://xtabaysworld.blogspot.com/

Mixology Monday: Rum
Mucho Mahalos to Trader Tiki for including my Scorpion Rising cocktail in his Mixology Monday: Rum roundup, featuring 34 ultra-sophisticated rum-based libations, and one cheap and tawdry kitchen experiment (mine). I want to try them all, but with my self-imposed...
Posted: 13 May 2008 | 6:49am US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Aloha Expo 2008, Santa Fe Springs, CA
[ May 17, 2008 to May 18, 2008. ] The Aloha Expo, May 17th & 18th, 2008, is a 2-day festival featuring an outdoor cultural marketplace, island cuisine, and continuous Hawaiian and Polynesian music and dance. Admission and parking is FREE! Proudly sponsored by the Kama'āina Club of Orange County. Heritage Park • 12100 Mora Drive • Santa Fe Springs, CA 90670-3759 Visit the Aloha Expo [...]
Posted: 13 May 2008 | 6:02am US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

Bring On the Walking Fish and Tiny Elephants
Click to Embiggen This helpful illustration from the February, 1940 issue of Amazing Stories, explains what might happen if the Earth's magnetic field weakens and allows more cosmic rays to pass through our atmosphere...Evolution Gone Mad!...our planet will become...
Posted: 12 May 2008 | 8:24pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

The Great Airplane Strike
I've been a big fan of the outstanding Funky 16 Corners weblog for several years now, so when Funky's proprietor, Larry, created a new 'blog called Iron Leg, dedicated to '60s rock and pop culture, I followed that too...
Posted: 11 May 2008 | 9:24pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Restore Me Deadly
I've always been curious about the ending of my favorite film noir, Robert Aldrich's Kiss Me Deadly. Was it really a depiction of a nuclear Apocalypse that destroys brutal anti-hero, Mike Hammer, his secretary Velma, and the rest of...
Posted: 11 May 2008 | 9:14pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Scorpion Rising
After officially shedding 20 pounds, and shaving almost 20 points off my blood pressure to boot, I decided it was time to celebrate by treating myself to a tropical libation this afternoon. In a recent e-mail discussion with my...
Posted: 11 May 2008 | 8:43pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

'M' Is For the Many Things She Told Me
My mom doesn't have a computer, so she won't see this, but in honor of Mother's Day tomorrow, I wanted to show you all the 1944 high-school graduation photo of the woman who made me what I am today...a...
Posted: 10 May 2008 | 7:18pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Steven Spielburg releases fun tiki game for Wii

Boom Blox tiki guyFilm director Steven Spielburg isn’t a newcomer to the world of video games (us old-timers may remember “The Dig” from 1995), but it’s been some time since I’ve seen his name involved in the genre. That’s why I was surprised to come across his new game for the Nintendo Wii, Boom Blox!, in U.S. stores now.

The 400-level game takes place in four different “worlds,” including one that’s tiki themed. The premise of the game is simple: players use the Wii Remote to grab, throw, and blast towers of blocks to topple them over for points. Players can compete or play cooperatively. In addition, players can create levels and share them with the world using the Wii’s Internet connectivity.

It’s targeted towards 8-12 year-olds, but it looks like a blast (pun intended) for adults too, and will probably be my next Wii purchase after the Wii Fit comes out later this month.

Boom Box is currently available in the North America and Europe. It will be released in Asia on May 13 and Japan on May 22.

Visit official website | Buy Boom Blox at Amazon.com

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Posted: 9 May 2008 | 5:51am US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

Vintage Hawaii Slides
    
Posted: 8 May 2008 | 8:37pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.swankpad.org/blather

Let's Do A Monster-specific Dance!
At last, something has roused me from my blogospheric torpor! Max Sparber has disinterred the moldering corpse of the not-quite-dead-yet, Essential Ghoul's Record Shelf, a weblog dedicated to a rather specific list of song stylings which include the following...
Posted: 8 May 2008 | 8:05pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Trader Vic’s old house for sale

Victor Bergen’s House for SaleThis house, formerly owned by Victor Bergeron, of Trader Vic’s fame, is currently up for sale in Berkeley, California for just over a million dollars.

Although it doesn’t look very tiki, there is supposedly a Chinese oven in the backyard (which is neither in the listing nor in photos, unfortunately).

See details and virtual tour | Thanks, Otto and Will the Thrill!

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Posted: 8 May 2008 | 10:25am US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

i'm youtube famous now: tails of the merman, the exciting conclusion


i have to hand it to e33, he put a whizbang ending to this little tropical serial (tropical cereal?) that i and my hunny had the pleasure of having a cameo in.

be sure to dig on the kustom soundtrack by waitiki, not to mention the fashion stylings of fashion tramp, the comedy stylings of the henchmen, and PIE.

the previous episodes should be watched, and they are here.

p.s. dad don't let mom see this, she would probably not understand and get upset.
Posted: 7 May 2008 | 9:07am US/Eastern    Source: http://jjohnnydollar.blogspot.com/

Vintage Hawaii Slides
A few more of the commercial slides. You can see a big difference in color in some of these as they had become very red with age. Photoshop corrected them a lot, but they are not quite right.     
Posted: 6 May 2008 | 10:37pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.swankpad.org/blather

donna reed + tequila = ...
Posted: 5 May 2008 | 7:42pm US/Eastern    Source: http://jjohnnydollar.blogspot.com/

Vintage Hawaii Slides
Okay, a few more. These are from a batch of commercial slides for the tourists.
Posted: 5 May 2008 | 6:27pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.swankpad.org/blather

Hukilau 2008 mugs from Munktiki almost sold out

Munktiki Hukilau 2008 mug

Sadly, 2008 is going to be the last year for the Hukilau, a yearly gathering of tiki lovers on the east coast of Florida. The event has been going on since 2002. In 2003, it moved to Ft. Lauderdale to be close to the famed Mai Kai restaurant and offered a souvenir mug — and each year has topped the last.

2008’s mug, by Munktiki, is a fitting end to the legacy. Designed in the likeness of one of the Mai Kai’s giant tikis, the edition of 300 will all be individually glazed so no two are alike.

Note: as of today, there are only 28 of the mugs remaining!

This year, the mug is being offered to the general public and will probably sell out well before the event in June.

$66 + shipping and taxes.

Buy or get more info at the Hukilau website.

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Posted: 5 May 2008 | 6:55am US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

New Guitar Standards


Just what you've all been waiting for yet another compilation. But wait this is a goodie. Contemporary guitar groups performing instrumental standards. There's surf music, screen themes, exotica and even classical tunes featured. In fact this is the best thing this side of a Tarantino soundtrack. All tunes are volume normalised for your listening pleasure. 40 tunes in two files.

Track listing

01. Cadillac Angels - Apache
02. Aqua Velvets -  Baja
03. Los Coronas - Day Tripper
04. Los Coronas - The Wedge
05. The Diamondheads - Taco Wagon
06. The Diamondheads - Cry for a Shadow
07. Los Coronas - Secret Agent Man
08. Hawaii Samurai - Bullwinkle Part II
09. The Aqua Velvets - Walk Don't Run (Live)
10. The Aqua Velvets - Apache (Live)
11. 3 Balls of Fire - Baia
12. 3 Balls of Fire - The Crying Game
13. Aquamen - The Godfather
14. The Atlantics - Bombora
15. The Bambi Molesters - Margaya
16. The Bambi Molesters - The Breeze and I
17. Beat Tornados, The - The Cruel Sea
18. Big Ray & The Futuras - Shot in the Dark
19. Big Ray & The Futuras - Mr. Moto
20. Bitch Boys, The - Paint It Black
21. Bitch Boys, The - Telstar
22. The Dead Rocks - El Condor Pasa
23. Galaxy Trio - Jack Lord's Hair
24. Gary Hoey - Wipe Out
25. The Hellecasters - Peter Gunn
26. Huevos Rancheros - The Lonely Bull
27. Invisible Surfers - Rumble
28. Jack Nitzsche - The magnificent seven
29. Jon & The Nightriders - Midnight Run
30. The Killer Bananazz - Miserlou
31. Krontjong Devils - Music To Watch Girls By
32. Krontjong Devils - Yang Bu
33. Langhorns - The Victor
34. Lawndale - Take Five
35. Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - California Sun
36. The Looney Tunes - Swingin' Creeper (Night Stick)
37. The Looney Tunes - Theme From Exodus
38. Le Vice Barons - The Persuaders
39. The Baronics - Vivaldi-Spring R. 269, Concerto in E Major
40. The Baronics - Mozart-Rondo Alla Turca



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Posted: 5 May 2008 | 2:14am US/Eastern    Source: http://xtabaysworld.blogspot.com/

Vintage Hawaii Slides
Thought I’d share some of my vintage slides. Been a while.        
Posted: 3 May 2008 | 2:18pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.swankpad.org/blather

cøøl, the kon tiki museum shop is online!



well, they don't accept credit card orders, so i can't verify that an ammurican could actually get any of this swag, but, finally the kon tiki museum shop is online after promising to be for at least a year or so.

i so freaking want to go see the balsa wood raft that started it all.

the dvd of the expedition is amazing too. highly recommended - get it here.
Posted: 1 May 2008 | 10:11am US/Eastern    Source: http://jjohnnydollar.blogspot.com/

kick ass, sleestaks will still be rubbery
Posted: 29 Apr 2008 | 9:36pm US/Eastern    Source: http://jjohnnydollar.blogspot.com/

Cartoon Clichés of the South Seas
Mike Lynch has scanned and uploaded a number of old gag books in the past few months, but the desert-island theme of this collection really caught my eye (for what I assume are obvious reasons). Most of the humor...
Posted: 29 Apr 2008 | 6:37pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/

Mai Kai Mystery Lady Anne Campbell
I have been corresponding with former Mai Kai Mystery Lady Anne Campbell lately. Once again I cannot stress enough the importance of getting everything we can on the Internet so the generation who remembers can find it and share with us. It was thanks to my Mai Kai calendar posts that she found me. Unfortunately, a [...]
Posted: 29 Apr 2008 | 6:13pm US/Eastern    Source: http://www.swankpad.org/blather

My decade-long search for Falernum ends at Amazon.com

Fee Brothers falernumI’ve been working my way through Jeff Berry’s excellent cocktail recipe books for a number of years and have been hitting a couple of road blocks when it comes to finding ingredients. #1 on my “Most Wanted” list is falernum — a Jamacian sweetener that consists of sugar water, lime juice, rum, cloves, and other spices. It seems to be available in a couple of forms in larger cities on the west coast, but living in Florida, it’s impossible to find in our local liquor stores, who seem more interested in selling Budweiser.

The internet is abuzz with falernum controversy: enterprising cocktailians have developed their own formulas and are fermenting them in mason jars, one company is importing what may (or may not) be a holiday spiced version version of the stuff from the islands again, and all the while no one can quite agree on what is the “authentic” taste as none of the interested parties actually tasted the stuff back in the ’30s and ’40s when it was frequently used in cocktail recipes.

While all of this controversy has been raging, Fee Brothers, maker of cocktail mixers and bitters since 1863, has been steadily producing their non-alcoholic falernum, which Jeff Berry recommends for Don the Beachcomber-style drinks he’s championed. If it’s good enough for the Beachbum, it’s good enough for me, and oddly, the stuff is now being sold on Amazon.com, so it’s available to us unwashed masses that don’t live in the historical shadows of the rum cocktail revolution.

I placed my order last night and can’t wait to compare all three versions of the Zombie in Sippin’ Safari!

Buy Fee Brothers Falernum at Amazon.com

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Posted: 29 Apr 2008 | 7:52am US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

Dave and Anna’s Mai Tai Mix

Dave and Anna’s Mai Tai MixWoe is the day when you’re ready to mix a Mai Tai but have neither the energy or the ingredients. Mai Tai mix to the rescue! Trader Vic’s, the originator of the drink, sells a pre-made mix online, but recently I’ve read lots of good things about Dave & Anna’s Signature Blends Mai Tai Mix.

Dave was a bartender for Trader Vic’s and eventually his own restaurant, Honolulu, in Alexandria, VA, and claims to have made over 200,000 Mai Tais in his lifetime. He and his wife ran the establishment for 25 years until the restaurant closed due to a DOT construction project.

Besides the mix, their recipe calls for 1 oz of light rum, 1 oz of golden rum, 1 oz of lemon juice and a squeeze of lime. Not necessarily close to the original formula, but definitely easier for the home bartender to produce.

Find out more at Dave and Anna’s Signature Blends

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Posted: 28 Apr 2008 | 4:42pm US/Eastern    Source: http://tikitalk.astropad.com

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