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Category: Cocktail Capers

Cocktail Geek god-send: Bagged Crushed Ice

Posted on July 26, 2006 by Swanky

A huge part of my luau preparations and planning has revolved around the cocktails to be served. I feel a calling to correct the decades of evil perpetrated by slack Read More …

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Aku Aku Las Vegas Drink Menu

Posted on July 22, 2006February 13, 2018 by Swanky

The Aku Aku in Las Vegas has always been a sort of high point to me. Vegas and tiki. And knowing Bamboo Ben’s grandfather Eli Hedley put it all together Read More …

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Posted in "Tiki" Collecting, Cocktail Capers, Polynesian Pop, Retro GoodiesTagged aku aku, cocktails, las vegas, las vegas tiki, menu, OG Tiki Central2 Comments

“Thunder Road” rum runners alive and well

Posted on July 11, 2006 by Swanky

Here in Knoxville is the place of death there near Bearden Hill, when the moonshine runner lost control. “Thunder Road” is a legend. There still (forgive the pun) is plenty of Read More …

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Vintage Tonga Room Tropical Drink Recipes

Posted on July 10, 2006February 13, 2018 by Swanky

I bought this menu for obvious reasons. The drink prices tell me it’s pretty old. I love the graphics and I love the imagery of the Tonga Room. When the Read More …

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Posted in "Tiki" Collecting, Cocktail Capers, Polynesian Pop, Retro Goodies, Retro PreservationTagged OG Tiki Central, tonga room, tropical cocktails6 Comments

The Sven Tiki

Posted on July 7, 2006February 13, 2018 by Swanky

Here I am in the Hapa Haole Hideaway, enjoying a “Sven Tiki,” page 83 of Intoxica. That’s hot webcam action! I finally have the all important orange juice to complete this Read More …

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Tropical drink home brewing

Posted on July 7, 2006May 7, 2014 by Swanky

Dr. Cocktail exorts those who make their own versions of cocktail elixirs this month. In October, Hukilau will have a mixology seminar headed by Beachbum Berry. At his side will Read More …

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Posted in Cocktail Capers, Events, Polynesian PopTagged cocktails, falernum, hukilau, kahiki, mai kai, mixology, tropical cocktails1 Comment

Polynesian Pop culture trumps the real thing

Posted on July 6, 2006 by Swanky

Target has a line of outdoor and garden stuff this year called “Mai Tiki.” I’m sure Wayne Coombs is furious! Thay sell a couple of styles of 3 foot plastic Read More …

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Maryland Tiki washed ashore in TN again

Posted on June 27, 2006 by Swanky

Monday, our avid junkin’ friend brought us two vintage mugs from thrift stores. They are both green mugs from the “Luau Hut” in Silver Springs, Maryland. The first is a Read More …

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The Long Straw

Posted on June 27, 2006 by Swanky

If you have ever enjoyed a Mystery Bowl at the Mai Kai, or Volcano Bowl at other tiki establishments, you know that you must have a really long straw to Read More …

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Polynesian drink menu unearths treasures

Posted on June 26, 2006 by Swanky

This menu came up on Ebay and it is a glimpse at why tiki collecting is so intriguing for me. The restaurant is simply named “The Polynesian” in Torrance. Here Read More …

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Tonga Planter’s

Posted on June 21, 2006 by Swanky

Last night I went to the Grogalizer to fetch a new cocktail to concoct. I like concocting. Sounds like something dirty and fun. I started with the “Sven Tiki” and Read More …

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Vintage Trader Vic’s Flaming Rum

Posted on June 20, 2006February 24, 2018 by Swanky

A few years ago, Ms. Floratina traded me a bunch of music for this incredible bottle of Trader Vic’s Flaming Rum. She found it as old stock on a shelf Read More …

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Polynesian Paralysis

Posted on June 19, 2006 by Swanky

Last night we decided to take another step on the march to make every drink in Beachbum Berry’s books. So, we pulled up the Grogalizer and see what we could Read More …

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